Weddings on Casualty are never simple, and neither is choosing a best man—especially when Indie Jankowski is in charge of the selection process.

As Iain and Faith’s big day looms ever closer, one of Holby’s most unpredictable paramedics is ready to throw a glitter bomb into the proceedings. And what starts as a casual conversation quickly snowballs into a full-blown competition—complete with drag-inspired drama, fierce rivalry, and a not-so-subtle test of emotional loyalty.

Yes, Casualty fans, it’s time for “RuPaul’s Stag Race”—and the ED may never be the same again.

💌 A Wedding, A Decision… and a Dilemma

Iain Dean, known more for his steady hands than his romantic gestures, has surprised his entire department by preparing to walk down the aisle with Faith Cadogan. But what’s even more surprising? His growing tendency to show—gasp—actual feelings.

When Iain lets slip a hint of tenderness, Indie pounces. After all, emotions and Iain don’t exactly go hand-in-hand.

“You? Romantic? Please. I thought you needed a satnav just to find your own heart,” Indie teases with a laugh.

But beneath the ribbing is real friendship—and when Iain confesses he’s struggling to choose a best man, Indie can’t resist making the situation a little more… fabulous.

🎭 Enter the RuPaul’s Stag Race

Who’s the better man: Teddy Gowan or Jacob Masters?

They’re both close friends. Both paramedics. Both have been there for Iain through thick and thin. But choosing between them? It’s like picking a favourite kidney.

So Indie, in true Indie style, suggests a solution: let them fight for it. Not with fists, but with flair.

“You want to know who your best man should be?” she grins.
“Let’s make them compete for it. RuPaul’s Stag Race-style.”

Cue the chaos.

From challenges of emotional intelligence to on-the-spot paramedic karaoke, the competition quickly takes on a life of its own. Indie sets the stage, dishes out the rules, and plays host to one of Holby’s most unexpected—and hilarious—showdowns.

👔 Teddy vs. Jacob: Let the Games Begin

Teddy, with his boyish charm and ever-reliable calm, approaches the challenge with quiet determination. He knows Iain. He’s been there through the darkest days. His friendship runs deep—and he’s not afraid to get a little ridiculous to prove it.

Jacob, on the other hand, brings the confidence. The swagger. The smooth words and stylish presentation. He’s got years of experience, both as a medic and as Iain’s partner in mischief. And he knows exactly how to work a crowd.

The two battle it out in increasingly bizarre mini-games devised by Indie:

• Who can recite Iain’s most embarrassing moments without flinching?

• Who remembers Faith’s middle name?

• And, of course, the dreaded “emotional vulnerability challenge”—a classic Indie twist where both men must share a heartfelt memory of Iain without sarcasm.

(Yes, tissues may be required.)

💞 Laughter, Loyalty, and a Hidden Truth

What begins as a comic side plot soon reveals its heart. Because through the laughter and glitter, something deeper bubbles to the surface:

This isn’t just about a wedding. It’s about friendship. Brotherhood. Belonging.

Teddy opens up about the time Iain pulled him back from a spiral. Jacob remembers a night when Iain’s silence was the only thing that got him through a rough shift. The jokes fade. The laughter softens. And suddenly, Indie—and Iain—are reminded why this matters.

This isn’t a performance. This is love, in the language of men who don’t always say it out loud.

😅 But Who Wins?

The competition draws to a close, and the question remains: Who will be best man?

Indie is torn. Iain is speechless. Teddy and Jacob exchange a look that says more than any speech ever could.

And then, with typical Dean-style humility, Iain makes a move no one expected.

“I don’t need one best man,” he says.
“I need both of you.”

Cue tears. Cue hugs. Cue Indie pretending she’s not emotionally affected (spoiler: she absolutely is).

In the end, it’s not about winning. It’s about showing up—for each other, for friendship, and for the most chaotic wedding Holby might ever witness.

💡 More Than Comic Relief

What Casualty does so well—especially in this storyline—is blend humor with heart. Indie’s challenge might be wild and outrageous on the surface, but at its core, it explores what it means to be chosen, to be seen, and to be important to someone else.

It’s a rare moment of levity in a show that’s often heavy with trauma and high-stakes drama. And it’s a reminder that sometimes, the silliest challenges reveal the most profound truths.

Indie isn’t just creating chaos—she’s creating connection.

🎉 Fans React: “Best. Subplot. Ever.”

Social media is already lighting up with reactions:

“I need Indie to plan my wedding NOW.”
“Teddy and Jacob doing an emotional drag race for Iain?? ICONIC.”
“More light-hearted storylines like this, please! Still had me crying!”

It’s a subplot, sure—but it’s one fans are embracing with full hearts and endless memes.

🎬 What Happens Next?

With the wedding just around the corner, fans are asking:

• Will the wedding actually go off without a hitch? (Has any Holby wedding ever?)

• Will Teddy and Jacob’s bromance survive this glittery war?

• And will Indie cause one last bit of mischief before the big day?

Stay tuned—because if there’s one thing Casualty guarantees, it’s that even a stag party can end in tears, triumph, or total disaster.

📺 Don’t Miss It

Catch Casualty this Saturday on BBC One, or stream it on BBC iPlayer, and witness the joy, the drag, and the drama in full force.

Because in Holby, even choosing a best man can become a matter of life, laughter… and fabulous wigs.